The Stiletto: Category Archive for Not The Sharpest Knife In The Drawer

Without meth, you just don’t have a meth lab

Posted by The Stiletto at May 28, 2012 | Add Comment

Grandbaby, You can drive my car, sez grannie: Police

Posted by The Stiletto at May 22, 2012 | Add Comment

Texas school’s name misspelled for 10 years before anyone noticed

Posted by The Stiletto at May 14, 2012 | Add Comment

$80 million later, Obama administration abandons Afghan embassy because location is “too dangerous”

Posted by The Stiletto at May 8, 2012 | Add Comment

Good Samaritan armed with gun grabs man who robbed FL Dunkin Donuts, holds him until cops arrive

Posted by The Stiletto at May 1, 2012 | Add Comment

Customer calls 9-1-1 over price of gas

Posted by The Stiletto at April 27, 2012 | Add Comment

Stolen GPS leads police to perp

Posted by The Stiletto at April 20, 2012 | Add Comment

Life imitates “The Andy Griffith Show”

Posted by The Stiletto at April 16, 2012 | Add Comment

LA school officer who lied about being shot ordered to pay cost of searching for nonexistent assailant

Posted by The Stiletto at April 10, 2012 | Add Comment

“Math genius” Al Franken flunks Algebra 101

Posted by The Stiletto at April 3, 2012 | Add Comment

Mic broadcasts audio of Memphis cop copulating in squad car

Posted by The Stiletto at March 30, 2012 | Add Comment

Teen applies for job at business he tried to rob

Posted by The Stiletto at March 20, 2012 | Add Comment

Parents forget kids at Chuck E. Cheese

Posted by The Stiletto at March 15, 2012 | Add Comment

Facebook photo leads to felony theft charge

Posted by The Stiletto at March 14, 2012 | Add Comment

Brooklyn food co-op debates boycotting Israeli products

Posted by The Stiletto at March 5, 2012 | Add Comment

Crooked pol honored with postage stamp for Black History Month

Posted by The Stiletto at March 1, 2012 | Add Comment

Man files fraudulent dismemberment insurance claim

Posted by The Stiletto at February 27, 2012 | Add Comment

How to be a playa in business without really trying

Posted by The Stiletto at February 20, 2012 | Add Comment

Fugitive was out of gas and out of luck after calling the sheriff for help

Posted by The Stiletto at February 15, 2012 | Add Comment

Madonna makes Israelis meshuggah

Posted by The Stiletto at February 10, 2012 | Add Comment

Vanity plates lead police to bank robber

Posted by The Stiletto at February 7, 2012 | Add Comment

Prisoner filing bogus tax returns gets hefty refund check

Posted by The Stiletto at February 3, 2012 | Add Comment

Too shcool for school

Posted by The Stiletto at January 30, 2012 | Add Comment

Perps with percs text police

Posted by The Stiletto at January 23, 2012 | Add Comment

MO candidate fudges details of his college degree

Posted by The Stiletto at January 12, 2012 | Add Comment

Shoplifter tells police she “owns the mall”

Posted by The Stiletto at January 9, 2012 | Add Comment

Bank leaves doors unlocked for two days

Posted by The Stiletto at January 4, 2012 | Add Comment

Pardon me, may I pay for my Grey Poupon with this $1MM bill?

Posted by The Stiletto at January 2, 2012 | Add Comment

Police clean out burglarized homeowner’s closet

Posted by The Stiletto at December 30, 2011 | Add Comment

After man shoots roommate while trying to kill a mouse, police discover a big rat

Posted by The Stiletto at December 28, 2011 | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

Man’s plans for sumptuous birthday dinner go awry

Posted by The Stiletto at December 21, 2011 | Add Comment

Pocket dialed 9-1-1 call leads to arrest

Posted by The Stiletto at December 19, 2011 | Add Comment

Man demands to be tased by sheriff’s deputy

Posted by The Stiletto at December 7, 2011 | Add Comment

Swedish health authorities question whether double amputee’s disability is permanent

Posted by The Stiletto at December 5, 2011 | Add Comment

What this man did to convince his wife not to divorce him is a crime

Posted by The Stiletto at November 30, 2011 | Add Comment

Perp and victim arrested after police investigate home invasion

Posted by The Stiletto at November 28, 2011 | Add Comment

Man on ecstasy calls 9-1-1 to report armed intruders in his home who were out to get him

Posted by The Stiletto at November 21, 2011 | Add Comment

Man calls 9-1-1 because he thought his iPhone was broken

Posted by The Stiletto at November 16, 2011 | Add Comment

Mayor pretends to be an independent journalist to get positive media coverage

Posted by The Stiletto at November 14, 2011 | Add Comment

In the event of an actual emergency, duck and cover

Posted by The Stiletto at November 11, 2011 | Add Comment

Protester is one span short of a bridge

Posted by The Stiletto at November 7, 2011 | Add Comment

Amtrak fail: Commuters locked out of station

Posted by The Stiletto at November 4, 2011 | Add Comment

Lawyer’s defense: My client is too dumb to have committed the crime

Posted by The Stiletto at November 2, 2011 | Add Comment

Cop arrested after high-speed chase

Posted by The Stiletto at October 31, 2011 | Add Comment

Husband calls cops when wife and new girlfriend get to his home at the same time

Posted by The Stiletto at October 27, 2011 | Add Comment

What can Brown do for you?

Posted by The Stiletto at October 25, 2011 | Add Comment

Wearing the wrong T-shirt got three Turks sentenced to life in prison

Posted by The Stiletto at October 21, 2011 | Add Comment

How liberals define “success”

Posted by The Stiletto at October 19, 2011 | Add Comment

Bank robber wasn’t devilish, just dopey

Posted by The Stiletto at October 17, 2011 | Add Comment

Terminal stupidity

Posted by The Stiletto at October 14, 2011 | Add Comment

Cop in line right behind convenience store robber

Posted by The Stiletto at October 12, 2011 | Add Comment

Dope pets police dog

Posted by The Stiletto at October 10, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Black Narcissus

Posted by The Stiletto at October 7, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Life Imitates “Pants On The Ground”

Posted by The Stiletto at October 5, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Obama’s “Go” Should Have Been “No-Go”

Posted by The Stiletto at October 3, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Contraceptive Fail

Posted by The Stiletto at September 30, 2011 | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Behind Blue Eyes

Posted by The Stiletto at September 27, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Rage Against … Whatever

Posted by The Stiletto at September 26, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Obama Jobs Plan Mauls Munis

Posted by The Stiletto at September 21, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Neighbors Asked To Help Dispose Of Murder Victim’s Body

Posted by The Stiletto at September 20, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Crowley Eats Crow

Posted by The Stiletto at September 17, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Surf & Turf

Posted by The Stiletto at September 14, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Because That’s Where The Bank Robbers Are

Posted by The Stiletto at September 12, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: DOT, EEOC Have Competing Agendas To Deal With Alcoholic Truck Drivers

Posted by The Stiletto at September 7, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Who Says Crime Doesn’t Pay?

Posted by The Stiletto at September 2, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Man Whose Kids Were Endangered By Grizzlies Prosecuted For Violating Endangered Species Act

Posted by The Stiletto at August 29, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Slacker Lawyer’s License Suspended

Posted by The Stiletto at August 26, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Script Bombed Even Before Being Made Into A Movie

Posted by The Stiletto at August 24, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Burning Ring Of Fire

Posted by The Stiletto at August 15, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Hell On Wheels

Posted by The Stiletto at August 12, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: A Fish Story That’s Unbelievable

Posted by The Stiletto at August 8, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Drivin’ Sister

Posted by The Stiletto at August 3, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: The Wrong Tool For The Job: Part II

Posted by The Stiletto at August 1, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Chicken-Headed Clucks

Posted by The Stiletto at July 27, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Drunken Sailor

Posted by The Stiletto at July 25, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Maybe This Is Why Men Don’t Ask For Directions

Posted by The Stiletto at July 22, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: The Wrong Tool For The Job

Posted by The Stiletto at July 20, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: This Rule Was Made To Be Broken

Posted by The Stiletto at July 18, 2011 | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: The Law Is A Ass

Posted by The Stiletto at July 13, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: An Officer, But Not A Gentleman

Posted by The Stiletto at July 11, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Computer Technology Fells Copyright Troll

Posted by The Stiletto at July 8, 2011 | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: No Bang For The Buck

Posted by The Stiletto at July 4, 2011 | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Designated Dummies

Posted by The Stiletto at July 1, 2011 | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Bank Robber Should Have Gotten His Latte To Go

Posted by The Stiletto at June 24, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Time to Take The Donuts

Posted by The Stiletto at June 20, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Deadbeat Dad Claims Muggers Took Child Support Payment

Posted by The Stiletto at June 8, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Fugitive Motel Motormouth Fingered

Posted by The Stiletto at June 6, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: TV Thief Uses Bike As A Getaway Vehicle

Posted by The Stiletto at June 3, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: ATM Serviceman (Allegedly) Cleans Out Cash Machines

Posted by The Stiletto at June 1, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Shoplifter Took Orders From “Customers”

Posted by The Stiletto at May 30, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Bank Robbing Friends Busted By Rash Facebook Boasts

Posted by The Stiletto at May 27, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Male Oprah Fan From Ontario Fakes Mugging

Posted by The Stiletto at May 23, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Criminals Always Return To The Scene Of The Crime

Posted by The Stiletto at May 20, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: The Day Newt Gingrich’s Candidacy Died

Posted by The Stiletto at May 16, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: If You Won’t Vote For Yourself, Who Will?

Posted by The Stiletto at May 13, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: News From Stardate 48315.6

Posted by The Stiletto at May 11, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: The Gang That Couldn’t Spin Straight

Posted by The Stiletto at May 9, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Cheated Crack User Calls Cops

Posted by The Stiletto at May 6, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: After Being Pulled Over, Driver Sends Deputy On Wild Goose Chase With Fake 9-1-1 Call

Posted by The Stiletto at May 4, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: The Pubic Library

Posted by The Stiletto at May 2, 2011 | Add Comment
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