The Stiletto: Category Archive for Not The Sharpest Knife In The Drawer

Fugitive was out of gas and out of luck after calling the sheriff for help

Posted by The Stiletto at February 15, 2012 | Add Comment

Madonna makes Israelis meshuggah

Posted by The Stiletto at February 10, 2012 | Add Comment

Vanity plates lead police to bank robber

Posted by The Stiletto at February 7, 2012 | Add Comment

Prisoner filing bogus tax returns gets hefty refund check

Posted by The Stiletto at February 3, 2012 | Add Comment

Too shcool for school

Posted by The Stiletto at January 30, 2012 | Add Comment

Perps with percs text police

Posted by The Stiletto at January 23, 2012 | Add Comment

MO candidate fudges details of his college degree

Posted by The Stiletto at January 12, 2012 | Add Comment

Shoplifter tells police she “owns the mall”

Posted by The Stiletto at January 9, 2012 | Add Comment

Bank leaves doors unlocked for two days

Posted by The Stiletto at January 4, 2012 | Add Comment

Pardon me, may I pay for my Grey Poupon with this $1MM bill?

Posted by The Stiletto at January 2, 2012 | Add Comment

Police clean out burglarized homeowner’s closet

Posted by The Stiletto at December 30, 2011 | Add Comment

After man shoots roommate while trying to kill a mouse, police discover a big rat

Posted by The Stiletto at December 28, 2011 | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

Man’s plans for sumptuous birthday dinner go awry

Posted by The Stiletto at December 21, 2011 | Add Comment

Pocket dialed 9-1-1 call leads to arrest

Posted by The Stiletto at December 19, 2011 | Add Comment

Man demands to be tased by sheriff’s deputy

Posted by The Stiletto at December 7, 2011 | Add Comment

Swedish health authorities question whether double amputee’s disability is permanent

Posted by The Stiletto at December 5, 2011 | Add Comment

What this man did to convince his wife not to divorce him is a crime

Posted by The Stiletto at November 30, 2011 | Add Comment

Perp and victim arrested after police investigate home invasion

Posted by The Stiletto at November 28, 2011 | Add Comment

Man on ecstasy calls 9-1-1 to report armed intruders in his home who were out to get him

Posted by The Stiletto at November 21, 2011 | Add Comment

Man calls 9-1-1 because he thought his iPhone was broken

Posted by The Stiletto at November 16, 2011 | Add Comment

Mayor pretends to be an independent journalist to get positive media coverage

Posted by The Stiletto at November 14, 2011 | Add Comment

In the event of an actual emergency, duck and cover

Posted by The Stiletto at November 11, 2011 | Add Comment

Protester is one span short of a bridge

Posted by The Stiletto at November 7, 2011 | Add Comment

Amtrak fail: Commuters locked out of station

Posted by The Stiletto at November 4, 2011 | Add Comment

Lawyer’s defense: My client is too dumb to have committed the crime

Posted by The Stiletto at November 2, 2011 | Add Comment

Cop arrested after high-speed chase

Posted by The Stiletto at October 31, 2011 | Add Comment

Husband calls cops when wife and new girlfriend get to his home at the same time

Posted by The Stiletto at October 27, 2011 | Add Comment

What can Brown do for you?

Posted by The Stiletto at October 25, 2011 | Add Comment

Wearing the wrong T-shirt got three Turks sentenced to life in prison

Posted by The Stiletto at October 21, 2011 | Add Comment

How liberals define “success”

Posted by The Stiletto at October 19, 2011 | Add Comment

Bank robber wasn’t devilish, just dopey

Posted by The Stiletto at October 17, 2011 | Add Comment

Terminal stupidity

Posted by The Stiletto at October 14, 2011 | Add Comment

Cop in line right behind convenience store robber

Posted by The Stiletto at October 12, 2011 | Add Comment

Dope pets police dog

Posted by The Stiletto at October 10, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Black Narcissus

Posted by The Stiletto at October 7, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Life Imitates “Pants On The Ground”

Posted by The Stiletto at October 5, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Obama’s “Go” Should Have Been “No-Go”

Posted by The Stiletto at October 3, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Contraceptive Fail

Posted by The Stiletto at September 30, 2011 | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Behind Blue Eyes

Posted by The Stiletto at September 27, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Rage Against … Whatever

Posted by The Stiletto at September 26, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Obama Jobs Plan Mauls Munis

Posted by The Stiletto at September 21, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Neighbors Asked To Help Dispose Of Murder Victim’s Body

Posted by The Stiletto at September 20, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Crowley Eats Crow

Posted by The Stiletto at September 17, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Surf & Turf

Posted by The Stiletto at September 14, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Because That’s Where The Bank Robbers Are

Posted by The Stiletto at September 12, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: DOT, EEOC Have Competing Agendas To Deal With Alcoholic Truck Drivers

Posted by The Stiletto at September 7, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Who Says Crime Doesn’t Pay?

Posted by The Stiletto at September 2, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Man Whose Kids Were Endangered By Grizzlies Prosecuted For Violating Endangered Species Act

Posted by The Stiletto at August 29, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Slacker Lawyer’s License Suspended

Posted by The Stiletto at August 26, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Script Bombed Even Before Being Made Into A Movie

Posted by The Stiletto at August 24, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Burning Ring Of Fire

Posted by The Stiletto at August 15, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Hell On Wheels

Posted by The Stiletto at August 12, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: A Fish Story That’s Unbelievable

Posted by The Stiletto at August 8, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Drivin’ Sister

Posted by The Stiletto at August 3, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: The Wrong Tool For The Job: Part II

Posted by The Stiletto at August 1, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Chicken-Headed Clucks

Posted by The Stiletto at July 27, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Drunken Sailor

Posted by The Stiletto at July 25, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Maybe This Is Why Men Don’t Ask For Directions

Posted by The Stiletto at July 22, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: The Wrong Tool For The Job

Posted by The Stiletto at July 20, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: This Rule Was Made To Be Broken

Posted by The Stiletto at July 18, 2011 | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: The Law Is A Ass

Posted by The Stiletto at July 13, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: An Officer, But Not A Gentleman

Posted by The Stiletto at July 11, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Computer Technology Fells Copyright Troll

Posted by The Stiletto at July 8, 2011 | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: No Bang For The Buck

Posted by The Stiletto at July 4, 2011 | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Designated Dummies

Posted by The Stiletto at July 1, 2011 | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Bank Robber Should Have Gotten His Latte To Go

Posted by The Stiletto at June 24, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Time to Take The Donuts

Posted by The Stiletto at June 20, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Deadbeat Dad Claims Muggers Took Child Support Payment

Posted by The Stiletto at June 8, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Fugitive Motel Motormouth Fingered

Posted by The Stiletto at June 6, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: TV Thief Uses Bike As A Getaway Vehicle

Posted by The Stiletto at June 3, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: ATM Serviceman (Allegedly) Cleans Out Cash Machines

Posted by The Stiletto at June 1, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Shoplifter Took Orders From “Customers”

Posted by The Stiletto at May 30, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Bank Robbing Friends Busted By Rash Facebook Boasts

Posted by The Stiletto at May 27, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Male Oprah Fan From Ontario Fakes Mugging

Posted by The Stiletto at May 23, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Criminals Always Return To The Scene Of The Crime

Posted by The Stiletto at May 20, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: The Day Newt Gingrich’s Candidacy Died

Posted by The Stiletto at May 16, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: If You Won’t Vote For Yourself, Who Will?

Posted by The Stiletto at May 13, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: News From Stardate 48315.6

Posted by The Stiletto at May 11, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: The Gang That Couldn’t Spin Straight

Posted by The Stiletto at May 9, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Cheated Crack User Calls Cops

Posted by The Stiletto at May 6, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: After Being Pulled Over, Driver Sends Deputy On Wild Goose Chase With Fake 9-1-1 Call

Posted by The Stiletto at May 4, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: The Pubic Library

Posted by The Stiletto at May 2, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: The Tell-Tale Tatt

Posted by The Stiletto at April 25, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Sleepgroping

Posted by The Stiletto at April 20, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: There’s Only One Sharpie® In This Story: Part II

Posted by The Stiletto at April 18, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: School Invades Students’ Privacy To Teach Students About Invasion Of Privacy

Posted by The Stiletto at April 15, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Tell St. Peter That You Hate To Make Him Wait, But You Just Gotta Have Another Cigarette

Posted by The Stiletto at April 11, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Life Imitates “House”

Posted by The Stiletto at April 6, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Getaway Wheelchair

Posted by The Stiletto at April 4, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Every Day Is April Fool’s Day For Some

Posted by The Stiletto at April 1, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Man With Nothing Better To Do Repeatedly Punks 9-1-1

Posted by The Stiletto at March 30, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Airline Fees Carry Unwanted Baggage

Posted by The Stiletto at March 28, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Hate Makes You Do Stupid Things

Posted by The Stiletto at March 25, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Love Makes You Do Stupid Things

Posted by The Stiletto at March 23, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: The Wildest Party FL Man Has Never Been To

Posted by The Stiletto at March 21, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Have You Seen The Price Of Arugula Lately?

Posted by The Stiletto at March 18, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Drunken Customer Complaining About Cheating Coke Dealer Arrested

Posted by The Stiletto at March 16, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Crusading Blogger Stings DHS Sex Sting

Posted by The Stiletto at March 14, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: OK Chainsaw Shoplifter

Posted by The Stiletto at February 28, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Never Bring An Unloaded Revolver To A Gun Fight

Posted by The Stiletto at February 25, 2011 | Add Comment
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